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If football IS coming home, could it pick up 4 pints of semi on the way please?
Hahaha

Morning everyone. Sorry about that. I've gone MAD! Haha
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:29, archived)
lol semi

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:34, archived)
Haha like a soft penus!

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)
yes, I do as it happens oh hahaha!

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:47, archived)
morning
went to a proper lol gig last night
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:38, archived)
Hope you didn't catch covid x

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)
oof, me too
I've had both my shots now so it should be OK
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:46, archived)
how *is* Kunt?

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:00, archived)
heh
three Eastern European lads, dressed straight out of 1995. The singer had a mullet and shades, which he kept on even after he stripped his shirt off and did the rest of the gig bare-chested

if Borat had had a group, this would have been it
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:03, archived)
Sounds like a blast.

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:27, archived)
it really was

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:30, archived)
Nice double use of conditional pluperfect tense there

(, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 2:54, archived)
Haha three lions on my shirt, hope they don't bite my nipples off haha

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:42, archived)
Oof! That would smart, and no mistake! ROAR! lol

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)
oh MAN!!!

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:52, archived)
Here we go again!!!

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:54, archived)
UH-OH!!!

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:58, archived)
alright, "Almost Scooby Doo"

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:21, archived)
not bad thanks m8

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:38, archived)
No
It doesn't have any arms
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)
Well I did say I'd gone mad, so

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:49, archived)
Assuming it's a standard FIFA size 5 football coming home,
it should hold a little under 5.792 litres (according to the ever trustworthy answers.com), which is more than twice what you need. I say a little under because the calculation is based on a 70cm external circumference of a sphere; a football isn't a true sphere and I guess their 'skins' are around 0.3cm thick.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:11, archived)
Might get that on the populol page so those on brb ignore 2.0 can witness the quality internet they are missing

(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:03, archived)
You'd need a second person to like it though.
I don't see it happening, soz.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 19:08, archived)