If football IS coming home, could it pick up 4 pints of semi on the way please?
Hahaha

Morning everyone. Sorry about that. I've gone MAD! Haha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:29, archived)

lol semi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:34, archived)

Haha like a soft penus!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)

yes, I do as it happens oh hahaha!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:47, archived)

morning
went to a proper lol gig last night
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:38, archived)

Hope you didn't catch covid x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)

oof, me too
I've had both my shots now so it should be OK
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:46, archived)

how *is* Kunt?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:00, archived)

heh
three Eastern European lads, dressed straight out of 1995. The singer had a mullet and shades, which he kept on even after he stripped his shirt off and did the rest of the gig bare-chested

if Borat had had a group, this would have been it
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:03, archived)

Sounds like a blast.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:27, archived)

it really was

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:30, archived)

Nice double use of conditional pluperfect tense there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 2:54, archived)

Haha three lions on my shirt, hope they don't bite my nipples off haha

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:42, archived)

Oof! That would smart, and no mistake! ROAR! lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)

oh MAN!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:52, archived)

Here we go again!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:54, archived)

UH-OH!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 9:58, archived)

alright, "Almost Scooby Doo"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:21, archived)

not bad thanks m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:38, archived)

No
It doesn't have any arms
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

Well I did say I'd gone mad, so

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 10:49, archived)

Assuming it's a standard FIFA size 5 football coming home,
it should hold a little under 5.792 litres (according to the ever trustworthy answers.com), which is more than twice what you need. I say a little under because the calculation is based on a 70cm external circumference of a sphere; a football isn't a true sphere and I guess their 'skins' are around 0.3cm thick.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 13:11, archived)

Might get that on the populol page so those on brb ignore 2.0 can witness the quality internet they are missing

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 16:03, archived)

You'd need a second person to like it though.
I don't see it happening, soz.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 2 Jul 2021, 19:08, archived)