I always tell my piss to fuck off though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:22, archived)

Ever had a CT Scan?
They give you some awesome stuff that feels like you pissed yourself, you get all that nice warm feeling spreading through your loins, with none of the bother of getting wet.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:24, archived)

best of both worlds
Might have to fake some symptoms so I can give it a go
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:31, archived)

it feels like it starts with your nose
and ends up with your feet going hot
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:23, archived)

like a reverse hemlock*


*not a sexual position
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:26, archived)

i suppose so
isn't that what Socrates used to kill himself?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:34, archived)

Wasnt his choice, sentenced to death

( mongychops, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:42, archived)

he could easily have avoided it, tbf
bit of a weird cunt was old Soccers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:58, archived)

You sound like Boris talking about the football there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:26, archived)

yeah I had that, it was a very pleasant experience

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:40, archived)