afternoon dump
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:28, archived)

turd world problems

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:35, archived)

No, just a wee

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:51, archived)

oh where's the fun in that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:19, archived)

Men have more fun weeing than women do
We can't really aim
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:24, archived)

finally something the patriarchy is not to be blamed for

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:44, archived)

I've just made some cereal bars and am now going to cover them in chocolate
this is not a euphemism
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:04, archived)

yeah it is

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:05, archived)

ohhhhhhh no it isn't

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)

yeah it is

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:14, archived)

going to make Moroccan meatballs in a bit
this is also not a euphemism
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)

lamb, I presume?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)

yep
food52.com/recipes/6176-knock-off-leon-moroccan-meatballs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:39, archived)

nice, enjoy m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:15, archived)

will do, ta
it's a great recipe
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:37, archived)

I'm choosing to believe you just doft your hat to your afternoon poop.

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:07, archived)

m’dump

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:17, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:54, archived)

Alright Hanson?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)

it's the polite thing to do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:18, archived)

Absolutely

                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
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(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:18, archived)

I always tell my piss to fuck off though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:22, archived)

Ever had a CT Scan?
They give you some awesome stuff that feels like you pissed yourself, you get all that nice warm feeling spreading through your loins, with none of the bother of getting wet.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:24, archived)

best of both worlds
Might have to fake some symptoms so I can give it a go
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:31, archived)

it feels like it starts with your nose
and ends up with your feet going hot
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:23, archived)

like a reverse hemlock*


*not a sexual position
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:26, archived)

i suppose so
isn't that what Socrates used to kill himself?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:34, archived)

Wasnt his choice, sentenced to death

( mongychops, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:42, archived)

he could easily have avoided it, tbf
bit of a weird cunt was old Soccers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:58, archived)

You sound like Boris talking about the football there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:26, archived)

yeah I had that, it was a very pleasant experience

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:40, archived)

afturdoon

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:17, archived)

a second class return to Dottingham please

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:19, archived)

crapternoon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:31, archived)

it is, rather

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:40, archived)

Don't take me home, please don't take me home, I just don't wanna go to work, I wanna stay here and drink all your beer, please don't take me home

( mongychops, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:55, archived)

are you on the beers yet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)

Nope, 5 pm start, I can't wait

( mongychops, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:29, archived)

that's not that long from now, enjoy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:35, archived)

Went early, couldn't wait.

( mongychops, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:42, archived)

good lad
it's your round
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:57, archived)

Skyrockets in flump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:18, archived)

I have nothing to add to this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:38, archived)

I Have No Bumhole And I Must Poo

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:41, archived)

I've Told You Before, It's What I Must Do

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:01, archived)