Christ, that family has more surnames than the England football team.
Story certainly adds up though. Upon seeing a crack pipe, my immediate response would definitely be "the amount in there would have killed me".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)

full refund, plus 50% off their next booking with Haven
That's £75 in the bag, right there.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:51, archived)

That should pay for a replacement crack pipe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:55, archived)

Jesus, the couple are both 29 and they've got seven kids! That is some dedicated breeding.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:55, archived)

lezzers though, so how in god's name did they end up with all those kids?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:58, archived)