morning
please rate your hangover from one to ten
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 6:48, archived)

Morning
Zero. I very rarely get hangovers any more
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:10, archived)

lucky devil
actually, same here. Not what I'd qualify as a proper hangover anyway
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:14, archived)

My sister gets terrible hangovers
Which I find funny as fuck
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:22, archived)

Still drunk currently

( mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:32, archived)

the best way to avoid a hangover

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:34, archived)

I'll get a quick couple in at 11 ish, get to my local at 3 ish. Then bed by 9, I'll be fine

( mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:45, archived)

3
even if i'm not a great football fan, i'm defo going down the pub for the final, first major tournament international final in my lifetime? Can't miss out on a bit of that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:49, archived)

I've been caught up in the excitement in spite of myself, I have to admit
the entire country's going to explode if we beat the Italians
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:53, archived)

or if we don't
it also seems a much more positive tournament than i remember, all the interviews with the players seem relaxed and up beat, and there is less of the negativity slagging off various palyers at least in amongst the people i interact with that do watch the football
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:55, archived)

definitely
maybe that's why I've been feeling so upbeat about it

also I can't tell whether people are happier about reaching the final or beating the Germans
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:57, archived)

We've thrashed the germans before, counts for fuck all unless you win something. A final is a chance to win something. For football fans like myself whose club has no chance of glory ever England is my only hope of being a champion

( mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:06, archived)

Luton Town F.C.

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:26, archived)

One of the strangest football grounds I've ever been too . Surrounded by houses, ball gets cleared and that house gets a new football

( mongychops, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:46, archived)

horrible town, and the hospital is fucking miles from the train station
it's where my brother went when he had one of his seizures, not happy memories for me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

glad to have reminded you of your horrible past

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:30, archived)

Luton?
POO-TOWN, MORE LIKE!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:50, archived)

shut up please
thanks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:32, archived)

Really
Should have seen it in Paris mate....oh no I forgot. You were having a posh meal and could not be arsed.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:15, archived)

As a part-English Scot who isn't interested in football, I'm torn.
I want England to do well, but after a few minutes of listening to the commentators I want them to get hammered. Then I see how much their success upsets the hardcore ScotNats, and I want them to win again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:16, archived)

what is it about the commentators you don't like?
i was on the 5 live coverage last night and it was a nice balance.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:21, archived)

I had ITV on.
They just get carried away, which is fair enough, but then they come out with things like "after the tough 16 months we've had, England deserves this", like England has somehow had it worse than everywhere else.

Mind you, it also annoys me when Scottish idiots come out with similar bullshit, like how a nil-nil draw against England was the best result ever, and one goal in three games was a fantastic performance.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:32, archived)

like Windy Pig said, though, they seem less full of themselves than usual
as far as I can tell as a very casual observer
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:22, archived)

Maybe it's because it went to extra time, and I'd only built up my tolerance to 90 minutes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:32, archived)

me too mate, though I am looking forward to the final

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:35, archived)

zero

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 7:54, archived)

^ Mostel

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:30, archived)

Holiday Inn

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:20, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

Nop. All find here
though I'm doing duty as a supply teacher for a 6 year old. There's a class of 6 year olds in a zoom meeting the other side of the table, it's quite funny.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:30, archived)

how on earth did you get roped into that?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:31, archived)

the "dark web"

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:40, archived)

One of my nephew's classmates tested positive for rona
and my sister and her husband have to go to work so I'm stepping up to the plate and babysitting/home schooling the little tyke today.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:00, archived)

"my favourite sport is fighting"
best line of the meeting so far!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:58, archived)

Ha!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:48, archived)

Teachers response of "yes, we established that last week, didn't we?"
makes me wish I'd been around for that.

Pleased to say we've done our classwork and the young 'un is now allowed to play lego and watch telly until lunchtime.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:39, archived)

morning
my usual 6
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:38, archived)

actually now I've had a coffee, 2

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:43, archived)

*gallons of stout

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:45, archived)

that's what the shit I just did looked like
thanks, 'red wine'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:52, archived)

acceptable for a Thursday

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:47, archived)

alcohol is haram

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:41, archived)

what's the most forbidden dip?
haramasalata
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:48, archived)

Kill yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 9:54, archived)

you first

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:12, archived)

already on it mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:16, archived)

In a way,
aren't we all killing ourselves merely by living? Really makes you think, doesn't it?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:10, archived)

it certainly does, I haven't thought about anything in ages, and now I'm contemplating this fresh profundity!
Thanks, TPFP!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:15, archived)

tzikillyourself?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:35, archived)

hummustnot

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:35, archived)

not bad, not bad
I didn't think this was going to have any mileage
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:15, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2634208
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 10:54, archived)

where *is* drimble???

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:14, archived)

I believe he's taking a break from the internet to protect his own sanity.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:23, archived)

just wondering if Queef's ex has been in holiday to Filey recently
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/19426670.family-refunded-finding-crack-pipe-haven-holiday-caravan/

When exactly did the underclass start giving their children double-barrelled christian names anyway?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:31, archived)

in holiday

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:34, archived)

Christ, that family has more surnames than the England football team.
Story certainly adds up though. Upon seeing a crack pipe, my immediate response would definitely be "the amount in there would have killed me".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)

full refund, plus 50% off their next booking with Haven
That's £75 in the bag, right there.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:51, archived)

That should pay for a replacement crack pipe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:55, archived)

Jesus, the couple are both 29 and they've got seven kids! That is some dedicated breeding.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:55, archived)

lezzers though, so how in god's name did they end up with all those kids?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:58, archived)

Now let's not jump to any conclusions.
It could merely be crystal meth.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:55, archived)

some lowlives with their kid 'Blaiz' went to the local rag after finding a discarded bong in a park, what is it with these people?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jul 2021, 12:03, archived)