What's your favourite capital ship of the prequel trilogy?
Mine's probably the Providence-class carrier/destroyer.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:09, archived)

pod racer
it's all about the race bebbeh
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 14:34, archived)

Well looking forward to Q joining the next season if Picard. He's the best character.

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:13, archived)

Fuck that shitshow.
I cannot believe they are making a second season of that wanky grimdark passive progressive dystopian pus infested shit fistulated cunthole of a tv show.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:49, archived)

TopGear, you mean

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:58, archived)

I wouldn't know.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 18:10, archived)

You don’t like it, so you’ve never watched it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 22:49, archived)

Are you lazily making me an avatar of Mary Whitehouse or Spike Lee?
Dunno if avatar is the right term.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 0:36, archived)

No

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 2:57, archived)

What exactly were you trying to do there?
Because it looks like a really weak attempt at bullying.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 14:19, archived)

It isn’t

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 21:59, archived)

Strong. Strong like bull. Ok?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 21:59, archived)

I do like John DeLancie

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:01, archived)

So now it's Trek-Bond mash-ups?
I could never muster much enthusiasm for these weird crossovers, I have to say.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jul 2021, 20:08, archived)

Q: "Now this, Picard, is a replicator.
"It can recreate anything you want using photons with a simple verbal command. Just for Pete's sake don't let it become self-aware and override the safety protocols, will you?"

Picard: "What, like this?"

Q: *facepalm*

*Enterprise explodes*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 20:21, archived)

You Only Live Long And Prosper

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 21:40, archived)

That’s No Moonraker

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 21:41, archived)

No idea what you are banging on about but I'll tell you this, Andrex 'Skin Kind' toilet paper is absolute rubbish

( broadsword, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 19:55, archived)

suitable contribution to a toilet thread

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 20:02, archived)

Feels good, on the whole

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 21:40, archived)

-What's your favourite capital ship of the prequel trilogy? Mine's probably the Providence-class carrier/destroyer. +Here’s another reason to avoid me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 2:12, archived)

How come you're friendly to me on board, but nasty to me on /talk?
Is it because you're a coward who sides with the toughest bully in the room?

I think it must be because you're a coward who sides with the toughest bully in the room.

It must be quite embarrassing for you. I mean, if I were you, the shame would cripple me.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 14:10, archived)

But you’re not, and it doesn’t.
But to your question, which is fair enough; it’s just down to changing with the circumstances. Think of it as a change of dialect. On /board, /board is spoken. On /chat, I fucked your gran’s dead mouth.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 23:49, archived)

Corellian corvette.
It's basically the only right answer to that question.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 2:58, archived)