GAH. Having bad heartburn so I just quickly chewed and swallowed 3 gaviscon advance tablets.
Only they tasted a bit odd and when I checked the packet they were max strength NiQuitin lozenges.
I don't feel very well now.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:35, archived)

DRINK ALCOHOL TO EXCESS IT WILL CURE YOU

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:54, archived)

(I should probably point out that I’m not a qualified doctor)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:54, archived)

It won't
But you won't give a fuck
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:41, archived)

Hello Dave Gorman.

( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:02, archived)

Can't touch gaviscon
Makes me hurl
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:37, archived)

If agent pr1ck jumped off a cliff,
would you tell the internet that you don't jump off cliffs?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:41, archived)