so, how is everyone?
all fine? jolly good.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:05, archived)

Football

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:19, archived)

Someone told me it’s coming home but it’s possible they were Italian.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:55, archived)

il calcio sta tornando a casa

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:04, archived)

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(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:18, archived)

I's bin watching spaceplanes and sumo, had a walk to the shop, now just settling in to do a bit of work then maybe play some computer games and catch up on a star war this evening.

( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:30, archived)

i have been listening to disturbed
and enjoying a nice sunday roast
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:01, archived)

Sshh! Kate's on
*rubs knees*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:45, archived)

GAH. Having bad heartburn so I just quickly chewed and swallowed 3 gaviscon advance tablets.
Only they tasted a bit odd and when I checked the packet they were max strength NiQuitin lozenges.
I don't feel very well now.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:35, archived)

DRINK ALCOHOL TO EXCESS IT WILL CURE YOU

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:54, archived)

(I should probably point out that I’m not a qualified doctor)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:54, archived)

It won't
But you won't give a fuck
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:41, archived)

Hello Dave Gorman.

( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:02, archived)

Can't touch gaviscon
Makes me hurl
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:37, archived)

If agent pr1ck jumped off a cliff,
would you tell the internet that you don't jump off cliffs?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:41, archived)

alright, Jazz Spastiks on the stereo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:15, archived)

I'm having an unexpected problem
No fags for a week and my sense of smell, already excellent, has gone through the fucking roof. Everything stinks. Still staying off the smokes, my legs are more important
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:40, archived)

smoking is fucking grim

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:43, archived)

Come on Ingerlund!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:43, archived)

Shut up Scotland

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:56, archived)

FORZA AZZURI!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:59, archived)