yo man
it's my 'Friday' today, houpla, panowie etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:01, archived)

Morning queef FUCK YEAH FRIDAY

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:15, archived)

YES bruv

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:18, archived)

Owt exciting lined up?
I'm planning a quiet one, might diddle a donkey though, just to keep my hand in.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:31, archived)

I might get myself down the Hendrix/Handel museum in Mayfair
Defo doing some heavyweight bbqing, and there's a very strong chance I might masturbate a marmoset
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 9:32, archived)

Hendrix handeled his guitar upside-down
hth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:07, archived)

^worse than dozer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

I think this must be the meanest thing I've ever said on the internet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:14, archived)

Harsh, but fair.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:18, archived)

If you see a scruffy cunt, hungover and doing no work, do wave

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:28, archived)

haha will do
just booked for 11:30 tomorrow morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:41, archived)

Have a wander in the orlinski gallery round the corner

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)

der k
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:52, archived)

Hard not to, the lady in there is stunning

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:56, archived)

I'll send my wife to the pub whilst I go in then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:58, archived)

Probably for the best , it's a bit pricey in there

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:25, archived)