hey, maybe we can get these newslettered in 'funny name corner'!
If Queef doesn't get there first with one of his hilarious 'customer of the day' updates!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:14, archived)

not had many good ones lately :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:17, archived)

b3ta newsletters, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:25, archived)

If only rob hadn't banned all the Pato Banton puns,
he'd have had enough material for a year's worth of newsletters.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:32, archived)

he went bancrazy, didn't he?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:41, archived)

Rob always used to put my 'top tips' in the newsletter.
I mean they'd never have been good enough to be published in Viz where he stole the idea from but it was nice to get some approval.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:50, archived)

I got one of my QOTW entries newslettered, cannae mind what it was tho lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:51, archived)

bullshit, you had it printed and framed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:09, archived)

it's on a huge canvas hanging above the settee in my lounge.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:12, archived)

*Herbert Lom eye tic*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)

I'll pass you a serviette, there must be a speck of dust in yr eye or something

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)