A flat cap northerner
*something about whippets*
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 13:55, archived)

oh god, don't get garold started again, he'll have a stroke

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:16, archived)

He’s been to the north? Funny, I thought he’d have mentioned it

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:23, archived)

looking down on his poor friends and treating them with a visit
The man's a humanitarian and no mistake!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 24 Jul 2021, 15:08, archived)

I honestly don't get what all the fuss over nitrous oxide is about.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:28, archived)

It’s because we do have a right laugh here

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:28, archived)

same, bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:24, archived)

Out of silly stuff to inhale while E'd off one's tits,
I'd much rather do poppers.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 19:53, archived)

^ likes it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 24 Jul 2021, 20:23, archived)

Don't we all?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:54, archived)

Well not only does it work pretty well as a propellant for the cream but it also acts as a preservative.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:36, archived)

You'll notice I said "fuss", rather than "legitimate industrial applications".

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:11, archived)

Oh, that's not what everyone finds so exciting about it then?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 23:21, archived)