Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)

FP THIS NOW!1

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:31, archived)

P THIS UCK OFF
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:29, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:23, archived)

I’m not sure how quick a flash is, so the point of your anecdote was lost on me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:16, archived)

Me as well.
Mostly as I was not actually writing an anecdote but at least I got a "fuck off" out of it so mission accomplished.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:35, archived)

You had realistic expectations, that’s a good start.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:57, archived)