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morning
Friday woohoo
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 7:19, archived)
elation abounds

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 7:32, archived)
partay time

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 8:01, archived)
Oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 8:55, archived)
you know it

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:02, archived)
exactly what a roister-doister would say
I can read you like a book, m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:02, archived)
Never judge a roister by his doister, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:56, archived)
Give a man a doister and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to roister and you feed him for a lifetime, m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:10, archived)
YES bruv
What a fucking odd night I've had. Woke up at 3, couldn't get back to sleep til about 5:30, upon which I had the most mental series of dreams, you know when there's a moment when you think 'oh ffs, this is a dream' and wake up? That happened about 10 times; I'd go back to sleep and the same dream carried on until I'd clock it was a dream and wake up again, over and over again. Weird as shit.

And, I fully appreciate, boring as shit. Soz, boarder's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)
heh, you and I swapped nights
what you just described is most nights for me, but last night I was in bed by midnight and slept through till 07:00

not that I feel any less tired, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:03, archived)
Don't want to jinx it, but my wee lad has slept until 7 am FIVE NIGHTS in a row, which is a minor miracle tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:09, archived)
I never thought it would happen, but I'm in fucking Clapham, only until 1130, its Friday I'm off early

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:17, archived)
I'm planning on a half day too
boss doesn't like me being off when he's on holiday but there's fuck all to do so I might be in luck

PS that's Squeeze is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:20, archived)
Crapham, eh?
unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:30, archived)
I once saw Mobb Deep at the Clapham Grand after spending a day in the pub in St John's Wood doing mdma and coke with the Chemical Brothers
I've got a great tip for you - don't ever go to see Mobb Deep at the Clapham Grand after spending a day in the pub in St John's Wood doing mdma and coke with the Chemical Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)
thanks m8, I'll bear that in mind

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)

emi u a k +e
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:34, archived)
A mate of mine once told me a story
involving a convoy of stolen high-end cars being driven from Liverpool to southern Spain for re-selling, culminating in a week long party at a luxury villa, and one of the Chuckles (he wasn't sure which) had come along for the ride and was v paranoid about it all going wrong and thus ending his career as a children's entertainer. So how about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:56, archived)
I suspect this is a 'pearoast' but what can you do

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:56, archived)
It’s better than /chat just being an endless sea of ‘alright’ threads

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:00, archived)
In b4 someone starts an ‘alright’ thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:01, archived)
I'll start a weekend tedium thread instead

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:09, archived)
wtf...one of the Chuckles?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:05, archived)
yep, mental huh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 11:08, archived)
It gives me opportunity to try a new greasy spoon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)
I've not been out for a fryup in years
This needs addressing
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:45, archived)
It was fucking handsome, only went for the small set as first time, sausage bacon egg mushroom beans tomato tea and toast, all great, leilas cafe, will use again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:53, archived)
wel jel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:55, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:20, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:31, archived)
Morning Friday bish bash bosh

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:23, archived)
lol bashing the bishop

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:31, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)
Woo and, indeed, hoo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 9:50, archived)
get your freak on

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:00, archived)
Consider it on

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:05, archived)
Mine's never off.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:49, archived)