Imagine the make-up sex

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:02, archived)

imagine the make-up sex of these two sultry vixens
www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-58173130
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)

if you don't want to imagine that, imagine the state of the train khazis after they'd had a big wedding shit in them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)

way ahead of you mate, way ahead of you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:09, archived)

My Big Fat Gay Train Wedding

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:22, archived)

Is that a pic from a b3ta ba$h?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:24, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)

Think my lunch just bought a return ticket

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:25, archived)

harsh but lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:33, archived)

'The couple say they were worried about missing the train and having to catch a "marriage replacement service"'
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:53, archived)

Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: SO FUNNY !!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Aug 2021, 18:26, archived)

I am crossing Birmingham off of my bucket list while I am writing this

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 19:26, archived)

LOOK AT ME

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 20:28, archived)

👀

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 20:59, archived)