haha we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 15:41, archived)

NO
NO, WE DO NOT
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 15:50, archived)

I find the comedy styling of the dozer account to be a hoot. It's like gross out comedy, how far can I push being an insufferable cunt every day? Must take some effort to lower the bar 365 days a year

( mongychops, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:04, archived)

I've literally never had a laugh here
And I don't intend on starting now
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:07, archived)

you do seem to take this place awfully seriously, mongychops, maybe try lightening up a bit mate!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:10, archived)

I'll light you up in a fucking minute

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:00, archived)

Threats of violence online, eh?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:02, archived)

Imagine the make-up sex

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:02, archived)

imagine the make-up sex of these two sultry vixens
www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-58173130
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)

if you don't want to imagine that, imagine the state of the train khazis after they'd had a big wedding shit in them

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:06, archived)

way ahead of you mate, way ahead of you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:09, archived)

My Big Fat Gay Train Wedding

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:22, archived)

Is that a pic from a b3ta ba$h?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:24, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)

Think my lunch just bought a return ticket

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:25, archived)

harsh but lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:33, archived)

'The couple say they were worried about missing the train and having to catch a "marriage replacement service"'
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
( broadsword, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:53, archived)

Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: SO FUNNY !!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Aug 2021, 18:26, archived)

I am crossing Birmingham off of my bucket list while I am writing this

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 19:26, archived)

LOOK AT ME

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 20:28, archived)

👀

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 20:59, archived)

You got me there, how you keep up this abhorrent persona does me. Lol

( mongychops, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 20:26, archived)

well now i'm not going to

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:17, archived)

I’m not certain we do, Arseboon Dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:23, archived)

Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:25, archived)

😆 😎 😵 😗 😈 🐻 💓 🌼 🤗 🙄 😛 🤑 😝 😜 🤡

( broadsword, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:52, archived)

🍻💪🗡

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 16:59, archived)

🆘 🆎🅱🅰
I discovered hitting the windows key & . gives you a box of emojis, happy days 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆
( broadsword, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:02, archived)

👍1️⃣

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:21, archived)

that's actually very handy

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:26, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK?!
since when does that exist?! fuck.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 19:39, archived)

When you gaze too long into my clacker valve, my clacker valve gazes into you
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:20, archived)

*gazes*

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:29, archived)

*roisters*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:50, archived)

my clacker valve gazes into you
The that's amo
( broadsword, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 18:36, archived)

Clacker, cloaca, I’ll give anything a gaze, me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 20:30, archived)

clackety clack
don't gaze back
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 22:45, archived)

Only at your expense

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 11 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)