afternoon
didn't get the gcse results I was hoping for so I'm gonna do a YTS
(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:44, archived)

haha, the 1980s!!!!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:54, archived)

You Thick Spastic

(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:58, archived)

BPD I mean

(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:58, archived)

how's your job search going mate?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:00, archived)

slow
got an interview next week though 🤞
(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:13, archived)

Good luck!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:15, archived)

ta!

(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:15, archived)

remember to do a massive, loud guff during the interview and make unblinking eye contact with each of the interviewers immediately afterward.
An interview is a two-way process and you need to establish dominance.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:26, archived)

I made a decision on the bass strings
Remember to like, comment and subscribe
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:55, archived)

*retweets*

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8309216
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:56, archived)

has anyone strikey g'd the b yet?

(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8309199
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8308733
(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:15, archived)

Y
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 13:58, archived)

Yellow turd squirt?
Lay off the curry
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:09, archived)

3 7s, 6 8s and 2 9s for me

( mongychops, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:17, archived)

coo! well done you big swot

(piss and shit, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:18, archived)

I did send my boy the nerd gif

( mongychops, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:35, archived)

Don’t forget the egg fried rice

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:19, archived)

The Telegraph has penned an article titled Girls set to increase GCSE lead over boys and 'we should accept they're cleverer'.
I'm hoping it's satire but these days it's difficult to tell.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:50, archived)

it's satire if it's got animals in it

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:57, archived)

Like Animal Magic with Johnny Morris.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:03, archived)

I did

( mongychops, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:24, archived)

much better than Wildtrack with that nonce Nutkins

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:34, archived)

he lost the tips of those fingers in the bumholes of captive mandrills, the dirty old bollocks

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:38, archived)

So did i

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 19:46, archived)

Fucking hated University Challenge though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 19:47, archived)