The Telegraph has penned an article titled Girls set to increase GCSE lead over boys and 'we should accept they're cleverer'.
I'm hoping it's satire but these days it's difficult to tell.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:50, archived)

it's satire if it's got animals in it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Aug 2021, 14:57, archived)

Like Animal Magic with Johnny Morris.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:03, archived)

I did

( mongychops, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:24, archived)

much better than Wildtrack with that nonce Nutkins

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:34, archived)

he lost the tips of those fingers in the bumholes of captive mandrills, the dirty old bollocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Aug 2021, 15:38, archived)

So did i

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 19:46, archived)

Fucking hated University Challenge though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2021, 19:47, archived)