Richard's the third thread

alright you bunch of incels
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:08, archived)

Alright
Counting down the hours until I finish and then it’s pub time

Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:20, archived)

I just got to my local , bit late today

( mongychops, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:23, archived)

I've got to go and pick up jr at 7, pain in the arse
She should be able to get here on her own at 13, it's not that fucking difficult
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:25, archived)

and wouldn't the ex just love that
"he's sooo irresponsible that he let a 13-year-old child wander the streets on her own!"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:15, archived)

yep, it's absolutely ridiculous
I know it's different for girls but at 13 I was coming up from Winchester to London unsupervised to go to Kensington Market, my kid can't get from the Isle of Dogs to East Ham
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:14, archived)

my parents had to keep a close watch on me
i was, and still am, a wanderer. i've been buggering off to spain on my tod since i was 17 and some of the shit i've got up to and managed to get myself out of, i'm just glad they don't know about
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:19, archived)

same here
I went to my first festival aged 15 and got fried on acid for four days, it's a miracle I'm not more of a mess than I am and that I'm still here to tell the same, boring old tales, knocking on 50
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:22, archived)

Yep, same

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:53, archived)

Friday the 13th
spookeh
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:23, archived)

1/7 titcheese
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-58191753
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:24, archived)

4/7

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:37, archived)

5/7
the one with a little bit to be smug about
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:52, archived)

2/7 Steve Gunt

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:17, archived)

3/7 the first time, 2/7 the second time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 18:23, archived)

1/7 a laadyyy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 18:40, archived)

i'm in an extremely good mood
washing machine bought, DVD player sorted, cinema ticket bought, cab booked, plus i have £160 left over to go towards paying for my new tattoo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:46, archived)

Good stuff
More good stuff: my incredible godmother has just bunged me £150 in luxury food vouchers, what a hero she is
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 15:57, archived)

fucking get in!
got anything pricey you've had your eye on for a while? truffles, caviar, pate de foie, anything like that?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:04, archived)

I want some cured duck breast charcuterie, that much I know for sure
I'm like a kid in a sweet shop, I want everything
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:07, archived)

whenever i get extra cash to blow on food
it invariably gets spent on seafood. crab, lobster, squid, massive big green-lipped mussels, whelks, you name it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:17, archived)

WHELKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:21, archived)

whelks are fucking lovely

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:29, archived)

great with a bit of mayo and some farmhouse bread

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:35, archived)

no vinegar, though
that just ruins them. same with cockles.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:44, archived)

I don't like vinegar much generally
except on chips
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:55, archived)

i don't like it at all
except pickle vinegar
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:58, archived)

I did a foot tour in Rome a couple of years ago where we got to taste £100 a bottle balsamic
it was fucking amazing, a different world from supermarket crap
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:16, archived)

raspberry balsamic Y/N?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:20, archived)

*wobbly hand* not quite sure
My godmother gave us a bottle of smoked tomato balsamic which is fantastic on a caprese salad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:23, archived)

my local deli sells 100 year old balsamic, how mad is that?!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:57, archived)

OK balsamic vinegar is nice

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 18:12, archived)

I just wanted to jump into the vinegar sub thread to say I've got no opinion on vinegar really
oh, it's handy for cleaning the kettle I spose
cheers
( broadsword, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 19:33, archived)

^ vinegar strokes

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 20:43, archived)

I need to work on my squid game - I want to perfect Vietnamese salt & pepper squid
www.scmp.com/cooking/recipe/easy-vietnamese-salt-and-pepper-squid/article/3077121

It's 'teh shit'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:08, archived)

that's a decent recipe
but i would definitely add chopped onions and chillies to it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:21, archived)

I have to stop myself putting chillies in everything
I've got a massive tupperware tub filled with so many different ones - I'd like to do a course on Mexican chillies to expand my knowledge, there are more than 60 varieties apparently
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:26, archived)

I pretty much do put chillies in everything

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 17:55, archived)

bonus result
Two cases of wine have just turned up from the inlaws
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 18:14, archived)

You're on a fucking roll today

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 18:39, archived)

aren't I just

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Aug 2021, 18:41, archived)

sad mammal
youtu.be/E8VG6HUimsQ
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Aug 2021, 16:08, archived)