he's either on holiday or his liver has finally packed in after the 'weird pale shit' incident

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:38, archived)

bollocks, that man's liver could survive a nuclear explosion

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:51, archived)

'weird pale shits' are a sign of malfunctioning bile ducts and potentially pancreatic cancer
...as well as liver damage.

#prayformcbeef
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:01, archived)

Queef, yesterday
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:27, archived)

His travel/book series is brilliant

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:55, archived)

Yeah, I've been enjoying that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:50, archived)

I DID ONE PALE SHIT FFS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:42, archived)

maybe 2can will provide an internet diagnosis

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:46, archived)

Yeah it's probably COVID, there's a lot of it about at the moment.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:42, archived)

COVID African bum-AIDS
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:24, archived)