Where do you recommend for a staycation?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 18:04, archived)

depends what you're looking for
if you want peace and quiet, the lake district or glamping in the scottish highlands. for a seaside holiday, i like dorset, which will be much less crowded once the kids go back to school, not to mention cheaper. bit of nightlife and shopping what you want? try london. oxford is ok, as long as you don't want to drive. there's the roman baths in bath, not bad and warm on a chilly autumn day. just avoid pontins and butlins.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 18:23, archived)

Croydon

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 18:30, archived)

sue perkins is from there

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 18:33, archived)

she's done well for herself in spite of that

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 18:34, archived)

and now i'm watching the supersizers go wartime
she absolutely cracks me up in those, she's always shitfaced
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 18:37, archived)

Bit muggy in Croydon.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:15, archived)

And stabby.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:47, archived)

oh yeah, it's the biggest shithole I know
my suggestion was not entirely serious
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:05, archived)

Doesn’t staycation mean stay at home? Or is that the joke?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 19:52, archived)

Holiday in your home country

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 21:22, archived)

Ah, ok. Here it means being based literally at home during your vacation, instead of traveling and staying somewhere else.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 22:32, archived)

this
not the other
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 0:15, archived)

if you sleep somewhere other than your home
you're on holiday
(sticklebrlcks 💅, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 0:16, archived)

Just make a jug of sangria, wear a straw hat and move into the spare room for a few days.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 31 Aug 2021, 6:37, archived)

tell that to the homeless, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:46, archived)

no u

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:37, archived)

Jaywick.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 21:27, archived)

No real names

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 22:32, archived)

I don't.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 30 Aug 2021, 22:46, archived)

Mono's bumhole

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:53, archived)