morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 6:34, archived)

Bit early, mVIII.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 31 Aug 2021, 6:38, archived)

no it isn't

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)

Well it isn't *now*.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:28, archived)

yes it is

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)

spose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:46, archived)

I greeted the morning like Michael Gove embracing the camaraderie of a coven of Aberdeen clubbers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)

I have to go into my office on Friday for the first time since March 2020
going to be fucking weird, especially under the current circumstances
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:02, archived)

we've been back in ours since April, WFH one day a week
Our boss prefers us in the office.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:06, archived)

our lease runs out in November, boss and I were talking about not renewing it and replacing our dickhead staff with technology

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:28, archived)

making yourself redundant then oh hahaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:35, archived)

morning arsey d

( broadsword, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:54, archived)

morning broa

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

dsw

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

ord

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:57, archived)

cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

hello good morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)

TAH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:00, archived)

I had solid tyres fitted to one of my bicycles
it rides like something out of The Flintstones and weighs the same as a lump of granite.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:20, archived)

yesterday I saw this new tyre they've invented
where if you get a puncture, you just peel off the top layer and it's like a new tyre underneath

no idea how it works
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:28, archived)

Sure you weren't just watching an episode of Tomorrow's World
from 1978?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:37, archived)

is that not a new thing then?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:40, archived)

it ran from 1965 to 2003 m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:56, archived)

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:58, archived)

ok I give this a small 'lol'

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:58, archived)

I can just imagine Judith Hann or Maggie Philbin
walking across the studio pushing a bike with a flat before showing a revolutionary new tyre that you peel off when you get a puncture then going on to say how we'll all be using electric cutlery by the end of next year.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:30, archived)

what was that Aussie show from the mid-90s
where they talked about CDs as the latest wonder invention?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:38, archived)

mid-90s and bigging up CDs? Do you mean mid-1980s?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:43, archived)

pretty sure it was the mid-90s
which is why it struck me as so ridiculous, the presenter holding one and saying "This...is a CD."
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:52, archived)

er, if it's Australian then surely they held it up and said "This...is a CD?"

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:53, archived)

nah nah, yeah

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:54, archived)

Strewth!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 11:01, archived)

You call that a cd?

(Martin Anus, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 11:25, archived)

That's not a CD?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 11:27, archived)

They'd probably call it a 'compie'?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)

Should be in the shops in a year or two!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 31 Aug 2021, 9:48, archived)

Between now and then I won't be having any punctures on that bike

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 Aug 2021, 10:31, archived)