just get blackout drunk then

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:46, archived)

that would be a great look for my meeting with boss's son in law later

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:53, archived)

start as you mean to go on eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 9:15, archived)

Just do some shoe to cancel out the booze.
This is guaranteed to work.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:11, archived)

*writes this down*
good advice m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:23, archived)

You'll want some skag with that, keep things on an even keel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:13, archived)

the old 'emergency brakes'
might get some glue in too, you never know
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:25, archived)

After all that, you would undoubtedly be the soberest man in Christendom.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Sep 2021, 14:48, archived)