morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:21, archived)

hullo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:25, archived)

can't wait for today to be over

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:34, archived)

just get blackout drunk then

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:46, archived)

that would be a great look for my meeting with boss's son in law later

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:53, archived)

start as you mean to go on eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 9:15, archived)

Just do some shoe to cancel out the booze.
This is guaranteed to work.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:11, archived)

*writes this down*
good advice m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:23, archived)

You'll want some skag with that, keep things on an even keel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:13, archived)

the old 'emergency brakes'
might get some glue in too, you never know
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:25, archived)

After all that, you would undoubtedly be the soberest man in Christendom.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Sep 2021, 14:48, archived)

morning?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:51, archived)

*checks clock*


morning.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 8:52, archived)

Am actually in the actual real office
once more. I've found an individual packet containing two biscuits that I am going to eat. I know they are quite old. Pray for me.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 9:08, archived)

going to my office later
There's a record there which has been waiting for me to collect it since April last year, after I forgot to change my delivery address to home. And some Cajun seasoning. So that's an incentive.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 9:37, archived)

I came in a couple of months ago and need to use a remote to change some settings
all the batteries we had in the office had leaked. It was yuk.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 9:42, archived)

There are clocks in meeting rooms that have stopped
it's all a tiny little bit Chernobyl around here
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 9:54, archived)

lol nob

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:24, archived)

pfft!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:05, archived)

Well, doesn't that just take the biscuit!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 10:00, archived)

Crumbs!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 10:02, archived)

They're OK, I already licked all the chocolate off them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 10:03, archived)

I'm still alive

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 10:19, archived)

alright 'Eddie Vedder'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:53, archived)

Morning
Those goose eggs are very rich, I might give the frittata a miss
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 10:00, archived)

?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 10:02, archived)

Miss Frittata is a great drag name

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 10:19, archived)

It is indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:03, archived)

Ay was Miss Frittatta in 1995 ay'll have yhooo knew (in a Beryl Reed voice)

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:06, archived)

so what's your plan B then?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:24, archived)

maybe she should have a gander at some recipes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:38, archived)

I hope you're going to bill her for this advice

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

she'll have to make a down payment

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:02, archived)

These puns stink.
There's an awful foie grasnce to them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:38, archived)

Maybe huevos diabolos again

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:02, archived)

Por la propia flatulencia del diablo. Ai, ai aiiiii!!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:26, archived)

What's going on with the popular page?
It keeps shrinking, down to 2 posts now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:38, archived)

A lack of quality posts
but don’t worry, I’ve clicked ‘dis’
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:41, archived)

nothing is popular any more

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:48, archived)

my neighbour gave me some nitrous oxide mixed with Oxo cubes, he's made me a laughing stock

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:15, archived)

I'm sorry you've written a joke

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 13:26, archived)