Morning
I finally have my socket back, 18 inches below where it should be
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:19, archived)

better than nothing I suppose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:28, archived)

It has been surprisingly stressful
I didn't expect to have to yell at people as soon as I got up. I think I'll take myself for a late breakfast and a spot of shopping to de-stress
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:56, archived)

Unless they've installed it in the flat downstairs
then not only do you not have a socket, but you are giving electricity to your neighbours.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:00, archived)

It was halfway up the wall to begin with

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:10, archived)

450mm from the floor is the building regs

( mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:16, archived)

Halfway up the wall
Was a plug
It's been pinched
The electrician moved it down
Eighteen inch
It's not in the river
It's not on the bridge
The downstairs neighbour's using it
For their fridge
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:06, archived)

That's some really shoddy surgery right there. You should sue.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:22, archived)

Poor bumless :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:07, archived)