morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 8:43, archived)

Morning
are you the boss now?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 8:44, archived)

thankfully not
met up with his son in law and brother on Friday, we're just going to carry on as best we can for now. They will organise payments , I will do the rest.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:03, archived)

They sound like a decent bunch

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:52, archived)

very much so

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:03, archived)

shit
I am the boss now :(((
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:05, archived)

Did he die?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:10, archived)

Yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:24, archived)

Ach, that's shit, especially after clinging on like he did.
He's singing a duet with Sarah now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:40, archived)

That's a bugger

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:53, archived)

Sorry to hear that. I'd thought he might pull through from what you said but cardiology isn't my forte and I should probably just stick to bum-prodding.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:58, archived)

everyone has a special talent, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:03, archived)

neither are anecdotes m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:06, archived)

I am sorry
he seemed like a good person and you liked him. Very tough.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:46, archived)

:/
this wasn't supposed to happen
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:11, archived)

he was a really decent man who was very good to me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:39, archived)

the good really do die young, eh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

alright the sugarcubes

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:58, archived)

£500 payrise and a change in job title!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:11, archived)

dibs on the corpse

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:13, archived)

That's very insensitive.
Anyway, McBeef needs it for his 'Weekend at Bernie's" style plan to keep his job.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:56, archived)

Maybe based on a true story
www.mentalfloss.com/article/629690/john-barrymore-stolen-corpse-prank-legend
( mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:08, archived)

TIL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:18, archived)

That’s so insensitive I may laugh.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:00, archived)

I fucken knew it!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:20, archived)

rest in peace, boss man

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:00, archived)

Morning
I finally have my socket back, 18 inches below where it should be
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:19, archived)

better than nothing I suppose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:28, archived)

It has been surprisingly stressful
I didn't expect to have to yell at people as soon as I got up. I think I'll take myself for a late breakfast and a spot of shopping to de-stress
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:56, archived)

Unless they've installed it in the flat downstairs
then not only do you not have a socket, but you are giving electricity to your neighbours.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:00, archived)

It was halfway up the wall to begin with

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:10, archived)

450mm from the floor is the building regs

( mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:16, archived)

Halfway up the wall
Was a plug
It's been pinched
The electrician moved it down
Eighteen inch
It's not in the river
It's not on the bridge
The downstairs neighbour's using it
For their fridge
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:06, archived)

That's some really shoddy surgery right there. You should sue.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:22, archived)

Poor bumless :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:07, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Sep 2021, 9:59, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 10:08, archived)