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Afternoon /chat
I’ve got the next week off, might take the motorcycle out for a spin.
What about you? Go on, tell old uncle Cheers what’s on your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:26, archived)
this and that, need to resit an exam, missed a pass by one mark, hopefully SMASH IT at resit lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:31, archived)
u can do it m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:39, archived)
58 marks needed, 57 achieved, easily done
I would have preferred it if I'd flunked completely rather than being only one mark away.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:40, archived)
each failure is a lesson learned

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:01, archived)
in which case this place should be full of geniuses

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:02, archived)
yeah, the lesson is not to sack off the 'checking the flagged answers' after checking a few because I was expecting to fail anyway
Might have scraped a pass if I'd actually checked them all before submitting.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:14, archived)
Gcse embroidery can be difficult, so I have been told
Good luck!
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:58, archived)
I hope your shit pub burns down with your wife & kid in it.
But not you.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:04, archived)
haha, failure

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:19, archived)
I just bought a maxi dress
Because all my other clothes are too hot to wear today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:25, archived)
samesies xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:27, archived)
omg me too lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:41, archived)
BFFS!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:48, archived)

FF UM
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:50, archived)
anal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:58, archived)
meh,

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:31, archived)
He'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:43, archived)
I bought a winter coat which arrived today
Perfect for the 28 degrees it is outside
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:28, archived)
my wife bought me a winter coat as an early birthday present to cheer(s) me up, it arrived today, winter coat arrived fives
I also realised that the daily email shots I've been sending out for work this week were all 'autumn is here' themed and quickly suspended them.

tl;dr #thatsinterestingrichard
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:17, archived)
PS this is the coat, proper 80s ski jacket style, I love it
sneakeroutlet.co.uk/products/mens-nike-windrunner-down-fill-puffer-jacket-red-white-blue

#midlifecrisis
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:19, archived)
she knows you well

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:22, archived)
that she does
If I say I'm a character from 'Beat Street' then I jolly well am, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:24, archived)
you tell 'em m8

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:27, archived)

c.tenor.com/bWnbV0m49wYAAAAC/trading-places-yeah.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:31, archived)
Noice
I got this www.endclothing.com/gb/columbia-winter-pass-printed-fleece-1866565-012.html

Gonna look ‘fly’ as the kids say

fly a total cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:26, archived)
Columbia's a decent label, dunno about that jacket tho lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:29, archived)
Cosy AF m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:30, archived)
looks nice and warm, you should defo wear it now, maybe go for a run in it, innit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310795
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310801
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:36, archived)
for the boarder's with tiny feet, this is a good deal
www.endclothing.com/gb/puma-basket-vtg-374922-02.html

I got myself a pair for my birthday, top kek.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:42, archived)
I need some red white and blue Nike Cortez to go with my coat
not going to get them though

PS never post 'top kek' again, thanks in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:46, archived)
lels

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:49, archived)
i remain loyal to my converse all stars

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 18:26, archived)
Bitch I told you FUCK NO take your fucking kek and go fuck a badly drawn frog, no offense.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 19:57, archived)
I only vaguely understand this, but I'm clicking it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 20:40, archived)
I’ve developed an accompanying interpretive dance if that would help clarify things

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 21:20, archived)
My dad has just bought himself a brand new Triumph Street Triple RS
He's just turned 69 and has never bought a brand new motorbike before. I came into work on the motorbike today, blew the cobwebs off...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:38, archived)
Nice.
I’ve had the same bike for 16 years (Bandit 650s) and would love a change, just need to win the lottery…
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:44, archived)
I managed to sell his old Yamaha XT600 for quite a good price
fucking ridiculous bike for him - single-cylinder enduro dirt bike thing, he couldn't even get his feet on the floor. He'll be much happier with a Street Triple, though he'll only use it for pooling to the shops on nice sunny days. And looking at it, admiringly.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:52, archived)
I would love a vespa or lambretta
Not quite in the same league, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:47, archived)
Lot of fun to be had on one of them
not my style, but I can see the attraction
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:52, archived)
BELLBOY

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:20, archived)
might go for a pint

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:21, archived)
I'm off for a pint at 5, see you in the juicer!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:26, archived)
not if I see you first, dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:28, archived)
haha you really got me there, queef richard's!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:30, archived)
no flies on me, I'm telling ya

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:32, archived)
good plan

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:27, archived)
Cheers Cheers.
I’m a bit worried about this thread m8, pls advise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 19:52, archived)
Buy high sell cheap

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 21:29, archived)