I just bought a maxi dress
Because all my other clothes are too hot to wear today
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:25, archived)

samesies xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:27, archived)

omg me too lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:41, archived)

BFFS!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:48, archived)

FF UM
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:50, archived)

anal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:58, archived)

meh,

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:31, archived)

He'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:43, archived)

I bought a winter coat which arrived today
Perfect for the 28 degrees it is outside
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:28, archived)

my wife bought me a winter coat as an early birthday present to cheer(s) me up, it arrived today, winter coat arrived fives
I also realised that the daily email shots I've been sending out for work this week were all 'autumn is here' themed and quickly suspended them.

tl;dr #thatsinterestingrichard
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:17, archived)

PS this is the coat, proper 80s ski jacket style, I love it
sneakeroutlet.co.uk/products/mens-nike-windrunner-down-fill-puffer-jacket-red-white-blue

#midlifecrisis
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:19, archived)

she knows you well

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:22, archived)

that she does
If I say I'm a character from 'Beat Street' then I jolly well am, OK?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:24, archived)

you tell 'em m8

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:27, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:31, archived)

Noice
I got this www.endclothing.com/gb/columbia-winter-pass-printed-fleece-1866565-012.html

Gonna look ‘fly’ as the kids say

fly a total cunt
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:26, archived)

Columbia's a decent label, dunno about that jacket tho lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:29, archived)

Cosy AF m8

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:30, archived)

looks nice and warm, you should defo wear it now, maybe go for a run in it, innit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310795
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310801
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:36, archived)

for the boarder's with tiny feet, this is a good deal
www.endclothing.com/gb/puma-basket-vtg-374922-02.html

I got myself a pair for my birthday, top kek.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:42, archived)

I need some red white and blue Nike Cortez to go with my coat
not going to get them though

PS never post 'top kek' again, thanks in advance
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:46, archived)

lels

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:49, archived)

i remain loyal to my converse all stars

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 18:26, archived)

Bitch I told you FUCK NO take your fucking kek and go fuck a badly drawn frog, no offense.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 19:57, archived)

I only vaguely understand this, but I'm clicking it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 20:40, archived)

I’ve developed an accompanying interpretive dance if that would help clarify things

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 21:20, archived)