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morning, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:17, archived)

It's time

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:18, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=46LB3zql17o
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:26, archived)

actually I think it might not actually be 'time 4 house' after all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:27, archived)

HOUSE MUSIC ALL MORNING LONG

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:36, archived)

NO IT ISN'T

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:48, archived)

haha your 'thing' is the funniest thing in ages!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:00, archived)

NO IT ISN'T

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:00, archived)

I exist to amuse you xx
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:03, archived)

I wish you didn't exist at all.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:07, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310737
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:09, archived)

Harrassment.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:09, archived)

online internet+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:11, archived)

Mine.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:13, archived)

you were bound to get one eventually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:15, archived)

It's always a good time for this banger
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh8POlIHkSI
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:01, archived)

a great record
bizarrely, my techno producer mate can't stand it, he reckons it's the acid equivalent of a guitarist fretwanking.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:07, archived)

It's one of the very few truly great records I own
I think I'll ask to be buried with it.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:20, archived)

it was a big Lavelle record in the That's How It Is days

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:23, archived)

don't get me started

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:25, archived)

Your 'techno producer mate' is a spazmo who smells of poo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:24, archived)

usually his music taste is top notch, just not in this case
He's had his records played by Ellen Allien and Dave Clarke, so it's not like he's a know-nothing bedroom producer.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:27, archived)

As a know-nothing bedroom producer, I can't help but take this personally.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:37, archived)

Oh, it was specifically directed at you, and I intended to hurt your feelings.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:41, archived)

MODS!!!!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310788
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:54, archived)

that always reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=smGtIczq8ZY

Frankie Bones was t3h sh1t 'bitd'

Edit: also reminds me of this, the Chemicals' 2nd best record
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GfcIprkuvw
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:11, archived)

Exit Planet Dust has aged surprisingly well I reckon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:19, archived)

hello dude

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:22, archived)

hello man, you alright?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:24, archived)

Pretty good. Just mega busy at work.
Loads of stuff to get done before the plague carrying students return in a couple of weeks.

How is your old man settling back in to UK life?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:36, archived)

it's good to be busy - to a certain extent...
He's loving being back: moved into his Abingdon gaff yesterday and is living it up in a swanky hotel whilst they get the place straight
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:45, archived)

Smashing.
Any chance you're up this way to visit him and can squeeze in a pint or 2 before you train home one weekend?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:55, archived)

absolutely
I'll be in touch
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:56, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:37, archived)

the shits: day 3
despite a fiercely hot Caribbean feast night there seems to be marginally fewer trouble at t'mill this morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 8:46, archived)

haha, poo!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:01, archived)

I do enjoy your bottom related anecdotes
Have you seen Paris Hilton's cooking prog on Netflix? I have just found out about it, I think a binge watch is going to happen
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:01, archived)

I'm not sure I could stand more than a few seconds of that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:12, archived)

The first one is her making Kim Kardashian breakfast.
So opening up the Cocopops then
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:20, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:24, archived)

christ

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:25, archived)

<s>b</s> m
haha, mottom
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:26, archived)

Lol moobs

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:47, archived)

Morning queef *toot*

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:23, archived)

hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:53, archived)

Yo

( mongychops, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 10:38, archived)

How's it going

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 10:59, archived)

Can't believe my Todd Carty picture hasn't been FP'd yet.
I guess I should have done something about Abba, or some edgy political satire.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:27, archived)

I reckon an edgy satire would make you the king of beeter

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:30, archived)

Might do a picture of Joe Biden with Tony Blair's face, that should tick all teh magic donkey's boxes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:41, archived)

Try Boris with Trump's face
That would get a click from me
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:44, archived)

Here's one I made earlier, with bonus funny-faced men
b3ta.com/board/11306265
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

haha, get this right, you could do one about Labour's best ever leader where you call him 'Tory Blair'!!!!
That would be both topical AND original!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:46, archived)

Tory BLIAR, more like!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:50, archived)

Za-Nu Liar-BORE, more like!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

oh man, I sure am glad I'm not Tony Blair right now!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:06, archived)

you know what?
I genuinely feel sorry for Tony Blair. All the good things that took place under him as PM, a genuine sense of public duty, and he's vilified (rightly or wrongly) because of the mistakes made in the Middle East. If that hadn't happened, the 1997 Labour government would rightly be hailed as the best in living memory.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:26, archived)

well I clicked it
Do a 90s one next with Pato Banto changing an infant's nappy, 'baby bum cack'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:43, archived)

I might just do that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:01, archived)

Soz I forgot, I'll do it now

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 12:17, archived)

Barely morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:35, archived)

It's nearly.time for the afternoon thread
Is the lunch one still allowed?
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 11:48, archived)