I did wash it off straight away
Must admit, I never considered the possibility of absorbing it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:30, archived)

What did you think happens when you inhale it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:49, archived)

You absorb a small amount
But I spilled almost a full bottle on myself
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:11, archived)

wasn't there a trend a few years ago
where students would soak tampons in vodka and stuff them up their bums in order to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol?

probably the biggest load of science bullshit of the decade
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 19:03, archived)

I think that was a Scandinavian thing

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 19:05, archived)

those wakki Scandinavians

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 19:12, archived)

I'm pretty sure that would work, actually.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:37, archived)

it would get you drunk alright, I'm just not sure about the breath bit

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 23:59, archived)