I just found about £300 worth of vintage cameras next to a bin.
What's the most valuable thing you pulled out of a skip recently?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 17:36, archived)

life choices were made by the former owner of those cameras
never pulled anything out of a skip, i don't think. i've been pulled out of one, though. not the best place for a nap when you're shitfaced
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 17:42, archived)

Is this the culmination of your lifelong bin obsession?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Sep 2021, 17:48, archived)

Remember to put your bins out.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 17:57, archived)

bins went out friday, m8

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 18:00, archived)

put take

+ Laden

#9/11 #NeverForget
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 19:41, archived)

b3ta

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 17:53, archived)

The wallet in the pocket of the last person I poisoned with novichok smeared all over a vintage camera I left next to a bin.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 17:53, archived)

+ Of the harem of the court of King Caractacus

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 17:55, archived)

stay about from my bins

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 20:06, archived)

Nothing worth nicking in yours anyway.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 22:47, archived)

So you've had a look, then?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Sep 2021, 23:15, archived)

Yours is all leaky biros and touched ham.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 23:43, archived)

Last week I found what looked like an ornate Easter egg or something. Turned out to be a genuine Faberge egg, $700,000

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 0:56, archived)

Auctioneers Hate Him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 6:38, archived)

Last week I found what looked like a bag of washing powder or something. Turned out to be 100% pure heroin, $700,000

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2021, 0:59, archived)