Reminds me of the time I went to buy coconut milk and accidentally asked for hairy cunt juice, whoops

( broadsword, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 13:55, archived)

We've all done it.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 13:57, archived)

Alright Stewart Lee's impression of Russell Howard

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 18 Sep 2021, 7:51, archived)

Reminds me of the time I wanted to go for a pint in the Ship, but accidentally ate a pie made of shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 14:00, archived)

'accidentally'

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 14:00, archived)

Reminds me of the time I went to The Cock Inn but accidentally had my cock out

( broadsword, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 14:03, archived)

There's a cockwell Inn near me

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 14:07, archived)

I bet there is...
(Geordiejay 👀, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 14:12, archived)

Didn't realise you lived near Tillit, Herts

( broadsword, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 14:35, archived)

I don't
This one is in anfield
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 15:09, archived)

I'm of to parkway in 2 weeks, is it alright there? Hope the like a londoner

( mongychops, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 15:55, archived)

Don't think I've been there
But it's near hunts Cross, so possibly dodgy
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 17:00, archived)

Reminds me of the time I went to Hunts Cross but accidentally ended up in a cunt horse

( broadsword, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 17:34, archived)

Can you tell me the way to Suckham?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Sep 2021, 2:34, archived)

Excuse me? I need to know the easiest way to get to Suckham.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Sep 2021, 2:37, archived)