Hello all.
How are my elite fan club doing this evening?

Tetris film is pretty fucking good.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:34, archived)

Haven't you got some windows to lick or something?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:36, archived)

Done thst took me an age to wash the patio doors.
Also put together a new tv stand which came with no instructions. That was a fucking cunt to do
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:37, archived)

DRAMASTALKER

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:43, archived)

Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:47, archived)

Yeah, not bad, just connected up that sonos I got off eBay

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:48, archived)

How's it sound?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:14, archived)

Can you make it read out gazzes?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:14, archived)

If it read out gazzes it would read out the one I got from spanishfly

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:29, archived)

Hahaha we have right laugh here don't we
Fucks sake
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:39, archived)

Oh it's good quality sound, they all are.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:28, archived)

YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

(sticklebricks, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:47, archived)

Does this not get tiring?
I know I am tired of it
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 20:57, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:14, archived)

Sir,
I trust this finds you well, I write regarding your previous communication

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:22, archived)

I've 2.0d the cunt
Even explaining in small, easily digestible chunks that I had no desire for a private conversation it still wouldn't fuck off.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:34, archived)

I thought that even mentioning D******r was an instabannable offence now? Might gaz the top brass

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:37, archived)

Dobber? I'm sure perfectly not banned Porcupine typed that just the other day

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:40, archived)

I'm surprised I haven't had a gaz from it.
Rob really should just ban everyone who mostly posts on /links. Mostly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 5 Apr 2023, 6:27, archived)

Spent this afternoon putting in the boundary wire for my robot lawnmower.
Going to reward myself now with a nice glass of Gary Barlow red wine.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:31, archived)

alright Ian

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:38, archived)

Couldn’t be better Mr Fly, how about you?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:39, archived)

Nice nice.
I am alright dude.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 21:57, archived)

Toothache? You need Dr. Ron Swang in your mouth!
www.swangdentalcare.com/meet-dr-swang
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 22:30, archived)

R A SWANG

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 22:34, archived)

#RASWANG

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 22:35, archived)