edgier than David Howell Evans cutting his guitar stings with a scalpel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:30, archived)

Wasn't he leader of the Lib Dems or summat?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

He's certainly a Paddy.
#klaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:56, archived)

oh hang on, that's probably accidentally not racist because he was born in England to Welsh parents.
#canceltheklaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:03, archived)

#klaxoff surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:23, archived)

I am suitably ashamed, and will now delete my account and kill myself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)

Proof that persistence pays off in the end.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)

So a leek-munching FEB?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:39, archived)