Good Morning
Morning Friday
Jesus was just an olden days David Blaine wasn't he?
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:00, archived)

edgier than David Howell Evans cutting his guitar stings with a scalpel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:30, archived)

Wasn't he leader of the Lib Dems or summat?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

He's certainly a Paddy.
#klaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:56, archived)

oh hang on, that's probably accidentally not racist because he was born in England to Welsh parents.
#canceltheklaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:03, archived)

#klaxoff surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:23, archived)

I am suitably ashamed, and will now delete my account and kill myself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)

Proof that persistence pays off in the end.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)

So a leek-munching FEB?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:39, archived)

Good Friday morning
He just wanted a bit of peace for a few days
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:28, archived)

I'm having an odd day
just bought an Italo house 12" in a fit of rave nostalgia.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:34, archived)

+dildo -f +g -ve +y

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:57, archived)

git? og?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:28, archived)

yeah idgi either

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ
( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:01, archived)

Okay google, write me a witty /chat reply

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)

"I feel lucky!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 14:38, archived)