Hi knob-goblin's, how r u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 11:41, archived)

Gobblin' a very nice knob right now, as it happens.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Apr 2023, 11:46, archived)

standard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:14, archived)

gnome with a hard on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 14:06, archived)

I hope you have learnt The Monty Python cheese sketch
For your future job
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 11:56, archived)

I'm afraid not

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:41, archived)

hahahaha classic python

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)

Would you like me to recite it for you?
It is no problem
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:51, archived)

you're one of
these?
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:25, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

ooh you fuckin liar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 14:07, archived)

Just about to jump in the shower

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:09, archived)

That sounds hazardous.
I'd be more inclined to step into the shower, exercising an appropriate amount of caution so as not to slip or trip.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:18, archived)

I have a wet room
So there is plenty of grip on the floor
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:28, archived)

Metallica'zz

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:33, archived)

Just about to dump in the shower

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:20, archived)

waffle stomp 4 lyf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:41, archived)

Just about to pump up the volume

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:48, archived)

have jam with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:49, archived)

And a mars bar

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:52, archived)

Just about to spunk in a can

( broadsword, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)

in a can up David Gower
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:00, archived)

2+

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:00, archived)

^ putting the 'mong' in 'cheesemonger'.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:08, archived)

And now Malcolm Tucker

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:44, archived)

Tucker's (bad) Luck

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:49, archived)

Peter Tucker Jenkins,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 13:53, archived)