My dad's 80th birthday lunch was nom, it was pffft, it was arf, it was tip-top

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

Actually my steak was over, fuck you Raymond Blanc
GAYmond WANK more like
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

Raymond whatnow? Bit of a racist is he?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 17:16, archived)

Race you say? That was boris not raymond

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 20:47, archived)

woo! yay! hoopla! panowie! tip-top! also, nice.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 17:15, archived)

Good stuff

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 17:16, archived)

oh did you order a take away then?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 17:37, archived)

🍍

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 18:43, archived)

📌🍏🤝🌲

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 20:28, archived)

◼️🥾⬅️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 20:33, archived)

Fastening Of Colour these days

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 20:37, archived)

Jump in the line, rock your body in time

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 20:53, archived)

He shares his birthday with.my great niece
Who has just been born
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 21:21, archived)

Good work to whomever got whom up the duff with a successful result

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 21:37, archived)

Hurrah!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Apr 2023, 22:33, archived)

This article was amended on 22 April 2023 to correct a misspelling of Mickey Mouse’s first name.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 22:45, archived)

P45 4 P47 in 24

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 23:04, archived)

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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 0:03, archived)

Put “yeah” after every word in the list

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 1:47, archived)

You, yeah. Browser, yeah. Working, yeah.
London, yeah.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 1:48, archived)