Probably the same ailment Putin's been imminently dying from for 2+ years,
they'll probably both live forever.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:35, archived)

I am fit and healthy comrade
Thanks for your concern
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:43, archived)

And there's certainly nothing wrong with that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:43, archived)

\0/
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:46, archived)

Which overpopulation prevention algorithm did you use?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

NRA

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:27, archived)

hahaha fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2023, 21:47, archived)

I do wonder what President Trump's reaction would have been
to his good buddy suddenly deciding to help himself to more land.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:27, archived)

“Putin never ever would have gone into Ukraine if I were president,” Mr Trump claimed at a rally in Florida, according to Rolling Stone. “I actually had a very good relationship” with Mr Putin.

Oh right, everything is the fault of Sleepy Joe and the stolen election.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:30, archived)

Trump conveniently forgetting that Putin had already nicked Crimea from Ukraine by that point

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:34, archived)

Fake news, they were always in there.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 11:37, archived)