Bumsex Timothy thread
Hi prick's, what's occurring? Any weekend thrills planned? Absolutely shit all here apart from Greek-style* slow roast lamb on Sunday.

Seriously considering backscuttling a bison

*no, not like that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:42, archived)

This and that, you know!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

no I fucking don't m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:26, archived)

Pledging my allegiance,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 15:59, archived)

dirty boy

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:26, archived)

textbook BST

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:28, archived)

I'm craving chicken barley soup
So I'll be making that tomorrow, then I'm off to see guardians of the galaxy 3
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:06, archived)

have fun m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:29, archived)

Weekend with dad sea fishing
Gonna make some seaweed butter for whatever we catch and sling it on the barbecue
And hanging royals from lampposts with the guts of whichever priest we find obvs
Is fiddling with a mermaids minge still allowed?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:14, archived)

Are you going to discover the Dad Sea Scrolls?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 May 2023, 16:32, archived)

I just 'laughed out loud'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:31, archived)

In Real Life?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 May 2023, 17:45, archived)

What is real life?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:23, archived)

I so happy Osama be dead

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:43, archived)

High queefs, absolutely fuck all here, got back lurgies, it's gonna seriously impose on my rabbit rimming activities

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

get well soon pal
you'll be frotting frogs again before you know it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:30, archived)

Might do a crossword

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

What's the atheist option?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

Japanese crossword
www.nonograms.org/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:59, archived)

"All in all we only wish you to have a great pastime as we did our best for you personally."

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:14, archived)

3 down is Coca-Cola
7 up is lemonade
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

13 across is 'chocolate's made'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:31, archived)

This is wrong as well. I have a feeling we're all looking at different crosswords.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:06, archived)

no that's wrong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:05, archived)

^Tom o'Connor

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:30, archived)

Are you a sardine?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

Then you'll fit right in

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:58, archived)

Mingetits

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

+ salma hayek's

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:12, archived)

Dogspunk

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:32, archived)

The name's Timothy...Bumsex Timothy.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:36, archived)

HI QUEEF! HOW ARE YOU? I HOPE YOU'RE KEEPING WELL
WEATHER HAS HAD ITS MOMENTS ROUND HERE BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S ACTUALLY STILL SHIT.

SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT I HAVE A CONDITION THAT MAKES ME SHOUT WHEN I'M WRITING LETTERS.

HOPE YO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

LOVE AND HUGS AND WANKS AND PLENTY OF TITJIZZ,

SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE YOUR MUM.

-MUM
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 17:42, archived)

WHICH MUM?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:19, archived)

MUM'S THE WORD

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 18:24, archived)