Her sword-holding skills are genuinely impressive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:59, archived)

So are her tits.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:04, archived)

She's a dreadful Tory unperson, but this is undeniably true.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 12:24, archived)

PM4PM!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 13:36, archived)

A lesbian cam show with her and Michelle Mone would be 24ct masturbatory gold, I'm sure.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

* subscribes *

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:23, archived)

= Swordaunt
Maybe your weapon relatives will catch on
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:08, archived)

Guncle

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:08, archived)

Ballista-in-law

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:15, archived)

Grandfathermonuclearbomb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:49, archived)