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Does that guy have his new hat yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:24, archived)
Not a clue
I'm watching the perfect storm instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:27, archived)
It's wet and windy here, I wouldn't call it perfect though

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:49, archived)
It's not raining here
But it's very overcast, so it won't be long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:11, archived)

Where did you get that hat?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:29, archived)
The morgue
www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/2y9hvg/king_me/
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:00, archived)
The son hasn't got his hat on

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:34, archived)
I am hoping for some high level terrorism

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:47, archived)
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." ― Mahatma Gandhi

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:50, archived)
"Don't believe every quote you see on the internet" - Oscar Wilde

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 12:25, archived)
"Bollocks" - mr horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:34, archived)
[citation needed]

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:48, archived)
Bollocks - A Hairy Story
By M R Horrible
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:53, archived)
Foreword by Tess Tickles.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 13:55, archived)
Bollocks II - A Close Shave
By mr bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:28, archived)
Putting ALL the police in one place, have they not seen cinematic masterpiece "Bat Man Rises"?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:05, archived)
Penny Mordaunt y/y

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:54, archived)
Her sword-holding skills are genuinely impressive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 11:59, archived)
So are her tits.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:04, archived)
She's a dreadful Tory unperson, but this is undeniably true.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 12:24, archived)
PM4PM!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 13:36, archived)
A lesbian cam show with her and Michelle Mone would be 24ct masturbatory gold, I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 13:57, archived)
* subscribes *

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:23, archived)
= Swordaunt
Maybe your weapon relatives will catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:08, archived)
Guncle

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:08, archived)
Ballista-in-law

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:15, archived)
Grandfathermonuclearbomb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:49, archived)
LS18's pics are very popular, you can tell because they're all on the popular page, odd because he's got almost everyone on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:50, archived)
With all this new activity he's successfully pushed most of hedgey's and brb's criticisms off the bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:54, archived)
How to deal with criticism, an ostrich's guide.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:17, archived)
I know my history of identifying sock accounts is not perfect
but I think Silvre Wheatstraw has to be SS19's sock account.

That said, I don't see the suspicious sock behaviour I was expecting when I look into their feeds.

So that leaves LL-Nazi-J just having a load of silent socks, or having found a way to give himself multiple likes...

..Or in the worst case scenario, Dick Wonder, Octo and Pedro just keep clicking like on all his crap because they have no taste.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:46, archived)
I just added everyone I can see on board as a friend, as well as SS88.
Nobody I can see has liked any of his 5 popular paged pictures, so my limited evidence seems to point towards silent socks or like-hacking.

Does it take much to hack likes? Has anyone tried?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:04, archived)
Well I just tried the most obvious method on one of my own /talk posts from the previous page,
gave myself about 10 likes, but no result. Next I'll try liking someone else's multiple times. brb.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:12, archived)
The obvious method doesn't work.
So I guess that just leaves silent socks and tasteless cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:16, archived)
Just realised I didn't try with a VPN
but I leave that to the next internet sleuth as I can no longer be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:48, archived)
You didn't even record your sleuthing and post it on TikTok, you amateur

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:47, archived)
The other thing the next sleuth should do
is find out which alt-right MAGA forum he cross-posts his "political" work in and link to his profile there. I'm sure it would be... enlightening.

/I can't be arsed either
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:52, archived)
I have impeccable taste!
*clicks ignore brb*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:26, archived)
I did say it was the worst case scenario.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:32, archived)
Elvis Weathercock (as was) has been around for ages, and is clearly a different person.
He was great mates with Catnipppp a.k.a. David Dees, though, so he clearly has problematic taste in humans.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:48, archived)
or he chummied up to him so that he could learn his location and go and put his shoes in a pile while he slept.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:01, archived)
only after he moved his bike

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:33, archived)
THE POPE
-POPE +JEWS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:58, archived)
Their gif and youtube syles are very similar and they always stick up for each other
but I'll take your word for it. Mr. Penis and Swagatha are definitely the same person even if they're not though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:17, archived)
No they don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 23:54, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 12:58, archived)
I wish you'd been commentating on it instead of everyone who was.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 17:17, archived)