If I told you it wouldn't be secret
If I find them attractive why would I think they're ugly
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:15, archived)

He means superficially
We all know they're ugly on the inside
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:22, archived)

No matter how Priti they are on the outside.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 15:12, archived)

Patel me about it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:21, archived)

Cause now and then she'll get to worrying
Just because you haven't spoken for so long
And though you may not have done anything
Will that be a consolation when she's gone?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:35, archived)

Bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

You would say that

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

Re secrecy I won't tell
Re the ugly thing some people like unattractive fuckers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:29, archived)

take Queef's breadwinning missus for example

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:57, archived)

Bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:00, archived)

she certainly seems to have a pair, yes.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:07, archived)

Not very nice
He likes being lazy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:09, archived)

i do too
i'm only jealous
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:32, archived)