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Which ugly politicians do you secretly find attractive?
In the interests of equality guys are allowed to be voted for
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:04, archived)
If I told you it wouldn't be secret
If I find them attractive why would I think they're ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:15, archived)
He means superficially
We all know they're ugly on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:22, archived)
No matter how Priti they are on the outside.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 15:12, archived)
Patel me about it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:21, archived)

Cause now and then she'll get to worrying
Just because you haven't spoken for so long
And though you may not have done anything
Will that be a consolation when she's gone?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:35, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:12, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 17:06, archived)
Re secrecy I won't tell
Re the ugly thing some people like unattractive fuckers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:29, archived)
take Queef's breadwinning missus for example

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:57, archived)
Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:00, archived)
she certainly seems to have a pair, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:07, archived)
Not very nice
He likes being lazy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:09, archived)
i do too
i'm only jealous
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:32, archived)
Are we allowed to say Hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 14:20, archived)
Let me try
H*****
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:22, archived)
Heil the great one

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:30, archived)
Leonid Brezhnev

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:22, archived)
7/10

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:31, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 14:59, archived)
Wrong account and wrong Pob lookalike
I meant Michael Gove.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

He knows Barnaby the Bear
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:11, archived)
Enrique Pena Nieto
Former president of Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:14, archived)
Gaius Baltar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:15, archived)
fictional politicians are ok I think

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:20, archived)
Poolius Quaeefar

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:35, archived)
Biggus Dickus

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:46, archived)
Incontinentia Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 17:04, archived)
I need someone to hold my Sword of State real quick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 15:57, archived)

“I didn’t know what to do. So I made this joke that, ‘Oh, I’ve never been sexually harassed by a celebrity before!’ Then he grabbed my hand and put it [over] his penis, and said, like, ‘I’m just getting started, baby.’”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 19:28, archived)
Patel you what, Patel you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:12, archived)
Just destroying my cereals.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 6 May 2023, 16:38, archived)
Anne Widdecombe pegging Tony Blair
Hilary Benn noshing John Major while he tosses Braverman's salad.

Mmmm-mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 May 2023, 20:22, archived)