Well now...
I've got a rehearsal in a shed in Orpington tomorrow, then some poof is coming over to watch Eurovision in our front room - I've got a sparlking red that may take the edge off the ordeal:
www.virginwines.co.uk/wine/Z36795102291/Woolundry-Road-Sparkling-Shiraz-Z36795102291

Sunday we're going on a trip which deserves a strikey g for anal lols
canalmuseum.org.uk/whatson/tunnel-trip.htm
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:29, archived)

So...... you're going cruising?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:41, archived)

On a very VERY small scale
in the same way as running to get to a door someone is holding open for you is like doing a marathon.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

wine is gay juice m8

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:42, archived)

SPOILER ALERT
Garold is 'one of them'.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:56, archived)

You get these wine people

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:15, archived)

Let's have a bit of rimming, let's have a bit of anal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:41, archived)

interested in hearing what that wine's like
I used to walk from Kingsland Rd to Angel along that canal as part of my commute for a few years, very peaceful apart from all the prick joggers (including Boris Johnson quite regularly) and cyclists
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:05, archived)