Friday smeg, Friday gunt, Friday shart, Friday that man with the funny face taking a shit
Hullo there, how the devil are you? Grey and rainy here but Coachmakers Arms in Marylebone for dinner so that's something to look forward to. Busy weekend ahead? Hoping to break out my new rotisserie on Sunday, weather permitting.

Might guff on a goose.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:12, archived)

alright, bit cloudy here, no weekend plans other than exposing my genitals in a public place to passers by.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:15, archived)

You do that every morning
You massive nonce
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:24, archived)

I'm thinking squid, scallops, cote de boeuf then a cheese board
www.cubitthouse.co.uk/wp-content/themes/cubitthouse/menus.php?venue=the-coach-makers-arms-marylebone&menu=a-la-carte-menu
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:02, archived)

only Peter Noone cares, mate.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:09, archived)

Bollocks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:12, archived)

Ask them how they server their cockle butter
they'd love that.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:24, archived)

totes will

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:02, archived)

That post is such obvious strikey-G-bait that I'm not even going to bother.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 May 2023, 13:26, archived)

not even going to bother a gay spaz who likes it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:44, archived)

Textbook.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 May 2023, 16:24, archived)

Parents over so massive roast tomorrow
Without mash
Farting on ferrets is much better
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:23, archived)

Bit cannibalistic m8

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

Breast from mum
Rump from dad
Lol rump
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:56, archived)

Just had my jab
So I'm b12'd up for the next 3 months. Seeing the baby again tomorrow, Sunday lunch at the parents, that's about it.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 11:49, archived)

good stuff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:03, archived)

Roast baby?
too many little bones for my liking.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:25, archived)

I ATE A BABY!

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:40, archived)

Well now...
I've got a rehearsal in a shed in Orpington tomorrow, then some poof is coming over to watch Eurovision in our front room - I've got a sparlking red that may take the edge off the ordeal:
www.virginwines.co.uk/wine/Z36795102291/Woolundry-Road-Sparkling-Shiraz-Z36795102291

Sunday we're going on a trip which deserves a strikey g for anal lols
canalmuseum.org.uk/whatson/tunnel-trip.htm
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:29, archived)

So...... you're going cruising?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:41, archived)

On a very VERY small scale
in the same way as running to get to a door someone is holding open for you is like doing a marathon.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

wine is gay juice m8

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:42, archived)

SPOILER ALERT
Garold is 'one of them'.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 12:56, archived)

You get these wine people

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:15, archived)

Let's have a bit of rimming, let's have a bit of anal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:41, archived)

interested in hearing what that wine's like
I used to walk from Kingsland Rd to Angel along that canal as part of my commute for a few years, very peaceful apart from all the prick joggers (including Boris Johnson quite regularly) and cyclists
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:05, archived)

Might watch that Laurent Garnier documentary.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:00, archived)

urent borotoire
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

My name is in his Electrochoc book that I've never got round to reading, FACT

( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:16, archived)

in his Electrochoc book that I've never got round to reading, FACT
jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

Is there a chapter on 'internet tosspots'?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:23, archived)

no, you're not in it, rofl

( broadsword, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:28, archived)

Oh hahaha

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:32, archived)

More of a Neutrogena man myself

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

Doing nowt

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 May 2023, 13:30, archived)

Nowt taken out, 'member?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 May 2023, 14:23, archived)