good afternoon, nudist's
how's your day going so far? I've done fuck all apart from cycling and watching old reggae sound system footage on YouTube. It's very draining, I might have to have a nap after lunch.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:13, archived)

getting paid my day rate for a job that took 30mins yay

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:14, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:21, archived)

so normally you work 8 hours for 30 minutes pay

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:48, archived)

i normally work for about 4 hours for 8 hours pay

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:59, archived)

He’s an MP

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:33, archived)

Massive Pranny, that is!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:00, archived)

blow+

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:08, archived)

What do you like to listen to on the train?
You can say Hitler.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:19, archived)

The ai uprising has already begun

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:21, archived)

"Okay Google, play something inspirational about our train service running really efficiently"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:25, archived)

“The next stop will be Auschwitz, where this train will terminate, Jews”

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

"This train will be stopping in Poland, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, France, Yugoslavia and Greece."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:45, archived)

"The service to Russia has been cancelled due to snow on the line."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:46, archived)

You're wrong, and you're poorly programmed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:34, archived)

FAO RICHARD MCBEEF OFF OF THE WORLDWIDE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY:
thequietus.com/articles/32892-andrew-lauder-motorhead-happy-trails-extract
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:09, archived)

Cheers, a good read, that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 15:33, archived)

YOUR WELCOME

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 15:39, archived)

Rather peaceful
Watching Doctor Who and doing a spot of knitting before work
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 15:36, archived)