I just stick to G Shocks. Sub-£100, last for years, totally waterproof in most situations.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:44, archived)

I just carry a sundial now

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:50, archived)

Alright great-great-grandfather
tell us more about 'watches.'
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:54, archived)

er, you can't take yr mobile in a swimming pool mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:56, archived)

OOH hark at mr moneybags over here
with his fancy swimming pool and antiquated chronometers.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:34, archived)

on the downside, though, they look fucking awful

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

NOBODY ASKED YOU

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:05, archived)

they look like something a 10 year old boy would like

shorturl.at/CDS04
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:13, archived)

that's a pretty cool watch TBF

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:18, archived)

Dozer's face you mean?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:09, archived)

Your words must be very hurtful to this 'dozer' character, whoever they may be

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:12, archived)