Morning you cunts

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 7:36, archived)

Morning, Billy Woods on the headphones here.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 7:38, archived)

Is that some sort of gay slang?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 7:41, archived)

Yes

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 7:57, archived)

Alright prick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 25 May 2023, 7:56, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:14, archived)

Vegetables, fruits, nuts, pulses such as chickpeas and wholegrains are very different to sweets, crisps and sugary drinks despite both being meat-free.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:21, archived)

FP THIS NOW

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:22, archived)

What about the millions of microscopic creatures living on or in them, though?
They're living things too! Don't you consider them to be meat, you monster?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

While being meat free
Many sweets contain gelatin, which is produced by boiling animal bones, so they are unsuitable for vegans.
Plants, too, can benefit from animal by-products, such as manure
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:29, archived)

While we hope this list proves helpful, we also want to emphasize that no one can avoid every single animal ingredient. Being vegan is about helping animals, not maintaining personal purity.
Boycotting products that may contain trace amounts of animal products can actually be harmful to animals in the long run. For example, by refusing to eat a veggie burger from a restaurant because the bun may contain traces of milk or eggs, you are discouraging that restaurant from offering vegan options because it is seems too difficult a task.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

But it's probably for the best that the restaurant ceases trading, because they are not ethical absolutists.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:36, archived)

They should be mulched

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:58, archived)

Morning
I wonder which celebrity will die today?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:47, archived)

I had a really vivid dream that Mick Jagger dropped dead on stage mid-song, and was convinced it was going to happen imminently.
That was in 1997.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:52, archived)

Mistook Meg.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:51, archived)

*golf clap*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:54, archived)

So you're saying he's actually been dead since 1997? And the subsequent tours are just warmed-up leftovers?
Sounds about right.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:37, archived)

Legless

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:34, archived)

Rip

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:40, archived)

Lifeless

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:59, archived)

bumless

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:47, archived)

I'm not wearing any pants today
livin' the dream.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

Gone into the office?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 9:33, archived)

Yep
Sitting here with nothing on under my trousers. If only they all knew!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:23, archived)

Oh, they know
they can see you haven't wiped properly
( $$ ✅, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:38, archived)

ee mell
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:05, archived)

White fishnet was not a good choice for suit material

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:41, archived)

Still better than transparent PVC I work for my annual appraisal
man, those trousers sure steamed up quickly

strikey-g gold nu
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:06, archived)

Oh I thought you meant trousers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:37, archived)

No
I'm quite consistent in that pants go on under trousers or not at all.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:49, archived)

If you ever visit here it's going to take you a long time to get dressed in the morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:57, archived)

Underpants go under pants, is that what you're saying?
And does a vest go under a shirt or under a jacket?
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 11:59, archived)

My undertrousers are private

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:48, archived)

Really?
Beause my privates are under trousers.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

No, I'm talking about Private Undertrousers, from the army , he lent me these, or something

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:24, archived)

Knowing that there's a Denny's breakfast to go to
I'd probably moderate my opinions when stateside.

How the fucking hell do they get all those animal products to look identical?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:09, archived)

I've honestly never eaten at a Denny's, NJ has so many decent diners, and I'll always avoid a chain if possible, they're pretty much uniformly bad.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:28, archived)

Chris Eubank has paid tribute to Tina Turner, saying she was "Thimply The Betht."

(Planearm, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:05, archived)

Haha, hilarious, and bang up to date with the 'thelebrity' references!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:09, archived)

I'm here all week.

(Planearm, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:10, archived)

Insert q strikethrough.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:12, archived)

weeq

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:14, archived)

Quith Eubank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:25, archived)

Mike Tyson agreed.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:10, archived)

"everyone has a plan until they get a punch in the face"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

You fucking thtupid fucking cunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:51, archived)

good morning

( $$ ✅, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:38, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:35, archived)