Distinctively Smoky imitation Lapsang Souchong doesn't count

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:55, archived)

Wait, have you got one of those novelty beer hats but with a cup of tea on each side instead?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:59, archived)

It says "MR TEA" on the front

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:05, archived)

oops

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:06, archived)

upside your head

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:12, archived)

-head +ears

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:27, archived)

O_o

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 May 2023, 23:32, archived)

‎͜( ͡👁️ ͜༼👁️༼ ͡◉ل͜◉༽ ͡👁️༽ ͡👁️)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 23:53, archived)

Agreed.
I have binned the Distinctively Crappy fake Lapsang and now have a large batch of the real stuff sold by the Kent & Sussex Tea (and filthy coffee) Company:
www.tea-and-coffee.com/buy-tea
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:59, archived)

Remember to put your Distinctively Crappy fake Lapsang out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 0:44, archived)

All distinctively crappy teas taste the same

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 May 2023, 7:42, archived)