Still drunk from last night, I think a hangover is coming.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:14, archived)

the fact that I don't feel like utter death today is a modern miracle
going to have to get back at it today, my brother's coming over for a bbq
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:30, archived)

Sun and sausages do wonders for a hangover. This is a good plan.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:38, archived)

^ sausage expert

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 11:08, archived)

^ sausage expert expert.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:46, archived)

You need beak

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:09, archived)

Baby I'm not feak
I'm gonna send ya
Back to scheak
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 13:02, archived)

"Baby I'm not feak" sounds exactly like what someone who was very feak indeed would say.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 15:29, archived)

stickybeak

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:44, archived)