morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 8:55, archived)

Hope this email finds you well, but even if it doesn't, I still need you to do this extra work, staff attrition lols

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 9:23, archived)

You get a "well done you!" badge
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:03, archived)

Bank holiday
For you it is a WANK holiday lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 May 2023, 9:31, archived)

I got food poisoning after eating some prosciutto in Greater Manchester
I think it was Oldham.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:04, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 10:06, archived)

that's what you get for eating some prostitute in Greater Manchester
if it tasted like old ham then you got your 50p's worth
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371781
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:31, archived)

Yeah, and I'll do that to you again if you come anywhere near here

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:56, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:13, archived)

Still drunk from last night, I think a hangover is coming.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:14, archived)

the fact that I don't feel like utter death today is a modern miracle
going to have to get back at it today, my brother's coming over for a bbq
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:30, archived)

Sun and sausages do wonders for a hangover. This is a good plan.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:38, archived)

^ sausage expert

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 11:08, archived)

^ sausage expert expert.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:46, archived)

You need beak

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:09, archived)

Baby I'm not feak
I'm gonna send ya
Back to scheak
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 13:02, archived)

"Baby I'm not feak" sounds exactly like what someone who was very feak indeed would say.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 15:29, archived)

stickybeak

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:44, archived)

I'm well up for some tradwife stuff

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:44, archived)

what is the tradwi-fi password?

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:44, archived)

tradwife69

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:52, archived)

Call the tradwife

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:44, archived)

My other half is doing an MSc, she's a postgradwife

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:48, archived)

If she fails, sadwife

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:06, archived)